"I wanted a better life.. I got what I got (everything suits me)"
"Caught in my natural habitat: trying to look fabulous but sneezing."
"Food is life. I don't care if it's on my face."
"Dancing like nobody's watching... but everyone clearly is."
"Nap king, 2024. Dreaming of better Wi-Fi."
"When you think you're cooler than you actually are."
"My pet is judging me, but I can't even blame them."